"250 Years of Kicking Ass" Limited Edition Can Coozie

LIMITED EDITION ONLY // 250 TO BE PRODUCED

This neoprene can cooler sleeve brings attitude and practicality to backyard barbecues, sci-fi watch parties, and late-night hangouts. Deep navy topographic lines form a textured backdrop, while a retro-futuristic emblem declares “250 YEARS OF KICKING ASS” in bold, slightly glitching type. The sleeve slips onto a standard 12 oz can to hold cold drinks longer and give them a confident, irreverent look. It collapses flat for stashing in a cooler or glovebox and resists slips with a durable, grippy finish. Slight seam lines may appear due to the printing process — a small mark of craftsmanship on a piece built to be used and loved.

Product features
- 100% neoprene construction for flexibility and temperature resilience
- Holds standard 12 oz cans and helps keep drinks cold
- Vivid, crisp printing with automatically matched thread color
- Durable, slip-resistant material with black interior and 1/4" thickness
- Collapsible for easy storage; seams may show light lines from printing

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
- Do not dryclean
- Hand wash
- Do not bleach
- Drip dry
- Do not iron